One of the things I loved about Seth Meyer’s coverage of the election was that he would read a transcript of what Trump said instead of just playing the clip, to show how fucking crazy his speeches are.

In DeVos’ world, there’s no way you’re going 0 for 30. By the time you shot 0 for 9, that bear has already eaten you.

Grizzlies take more than 9 shots to take down

You learned well from your charter school... +1

if you do not stand against discrimination then you support it. life isn’t fair sometimes. sorry if that inconveniences you.

Go Falcons.

No no no, this is when Barkley doubles down. He always doubles down. They don’t call him the Round Mound of Rebound for nothing. He’s gonna be right back up. If you’re going to get into a spat with a man who literally threw a guy through a window, prepare to feel the pane.

He also alleged that Barkley can’t walk away from the TV job for...some reason (probably unrelated to gambling losses): “I know he wanted to retire a long time ago, but he can’t...He’s stuck up on that stage every week.”

I’m a Proud Southern Conservative White Guy(TM), but f*ck stereotypes all around. I just wrote my Congresspeople (all Republicans) urging them to stall Trump as much as possible, if not outright oppose him. If you want to reform immigration, great! But if you want to be an authoritarian asshole to everyone as part of…

I wonder if the birds are subject to carrion regulations?

He doesn’t look sick to me...

There are all the bombs in it.

He should just use the ol’ “they’re under audit” excuse. Works every time.

C’mon, dude....pump the brakes....

i don’t really have any problem with cake i just wanted to see if it’d rile someone up

That is a fair question. What I would like to see is real acknowledgment, on his part, that it happened, that sexual harassment in the workplace is real and can truly harm the victims. I am not saying he should admit to something that he feels he did not do; I understand that is not feasible. But the way he has…

I want you to shut the fuck up. Thanks in advance.

Constance Wu is a badass. Doing the thing your conscience tells you is right even if it could hurt you (career-wise, in this case) is honorable and beautiful and I am really impressed by her speaking up. I also agree with her re: Casey Affleck. What a turd.

The way he says “outttttttttt” still haunts my dreams... It’s like I can see the spittle propagating from the tip of his tongue. Surely there must have been spittle. I imagine some poor CG minion in a sweatshop in central China having the uniquely demeaning job of cleansing the footage.

This isn’t at all about left vs right. This is about a man ill-suited to lead a town of 100 people let alone the most powerful nation on Earth. And he keeps proving this over and over. I thought the election was bad. But the inauguration has been worse.