Appearances are often deceiving but Aaron Rogers does seem like a good, shy dude . So it makes sense that he’d take comfortable domesticity with his significant other over a batshit crazy family drama.

Dealing with grief is a 12-step process. Fortunately, Westbrook took 5 whole steps tonight.

Yes. I feel this way too. I can’t explain it, either, but there it is.

If Kelce was so concerned about holding, then he should have tried holding onto the ball on that long throw down the middle that he dropped.

Good game. Great ending.

And sometimes with one another.

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.

Still my all-time favorite.

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

Yes. Fuck yes.

Here you go, Albert.

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

...and in an odd way, it wasn’t until he lifted the team up from San Diego and forced it to play on a kind of aircraft carrier thing that could fly and also be a boat and wasn’t directly connected to any particular populace or geography at all that Spanos could SEE the damage he wrought, and the tarnished legacy he…

“But Marge, look at that hang-dog expression. He’s learned his lesson. Let’s get him a present!”

For more, check out his profile on Tender.

Screw the waiting period. Put this in the Hall NOW!!!

Doctors elaborated on the injury, noting it was the grittiest and most eloquent rib-cracking they’ve seen yet.

As usual, Belichick lies low and lets the highlights do the talking.

So glad he and the rest of Atlanta getting the credit they deserve. Even the commercials for La La Land are boring. I don’t get it.