The issue with Sports Illustrated and LeBron’s hairline is that no one’s buying either.

That play by Douglas was so dirty that I am on Team Talib for the first time in my life.

Hi Jabrill.

Cease Bowel Functions.

Nothing beats Wawa. Not a fucking thing.

The Rise and Fall of the Third Mic

unfortunate mic placement

Nothing will top the trailer for the shitty Lifetime Brittany Murphy biopic.

I absolutely agree but while I am stranded here doing phone interviews I have to write something. That’s my job. So I did this. I’m certainly not planning a series on my coldness or my feelings.

I feel like your inconveniences are less important than the real issues here, yet somehow you wrote an entire article about how much it sucks to be cold.

If you can decorate, you can be minister of interior .

I use money to buy things. Can I run a bank do you think?

Although I don’t have a medical degree and am a man, I’ve decided to pursue a head OB/GYN role since I spent the most formative parts of my life in utero. You’re an inspiration to us all, Dr. Carson.

All correct. There were multiple missed calls. That said, his approach to communicating with officials is his own issue and problem. If you act like a fool, gripe over every call, etc. you are going to get nothing but contempt from officials. Every level and every sport.

Hell yes, and don’t forget the veterans groups, each led by a Native American woman vet, who showed up to protect the water defenders. Now that is fucking American. Fuck these corporate, fossil fuel, fuck-the-environment bastards.

So, Austria rejected a far-right candidate and DAPL is stopped. It’s a good day! Let’s hope the results of the Italian referendum continue the pattern...and that this is a turning point after this no-good shitty year! (Louisiana senate seat; recounts and/or faithless electors, pleaseohplease!)

People have been contributing to Doctors Without Borders for YEARS and last I checked there’s still no evidence they’ve ever given even one doctor a border. It’s clearly not very effective.

Having enough free time and access to technology to post dumb questions in a blog comments section.

FUCK HER AND TREVOR NOAH FOR ALLOWING HER ON THE SHOW.

That video of the stadium full of people singing the opposing team’s fight song was pretty amazing.