Counterpoint: Swinton (who may or may not be real, we may never know the truth) is the one who mentioned a fictional school in the discussion of reality so shit that ain’t real is fair game.

Counterpoint: Magic and flying lessons.

+1 place where Hinkie would’ve improved chemistry.

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

Ladies and gentlemen, the defense rests.

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

You should ABSOLUTELY take ballroom dancing classes, girls love that! I took tango in college I met so many gorgeous and interesting women and had a lot of great dating experiences. Plus, even when the classes were over, I was able to use my new moves to impress other gals. Plus it’s fun! Dancing is cool.

as a crohnie, i’d like to say this makes me hate goodell more

Fuck the steelers

So we’re all just supposed to forget that Jordan tried to bring back the Hitler mustache, thus opening the door for the mainstreaming of the alt-right, and the election of Trump?

Oh so Jordan is running for President in 8 years now that Obama roasted him?

God I’m gonna miss Barry O

Words. Mean. Nothing. Anymore.

Indeed. It is a blessing to get some good news in these troubled times.

Seriously, this is the last thing on Earth I’d be whining about right now. I think I can speak on behalf of the VAST majority, I thoroughly enjoyed the Grand Tour and can’t wait to see what’s next.

“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

This confirms Jalopnik staff can always find something to whine about.

I didn’t think the production values could get any better, but they did. I need a 4k TV now.

That’s the most epic burn from an ex-Niners’ coach since Tomsula accidentally used the linen setting when ironing York’s silk shirts.