Agree—Joe should be most angry at the fact the Broncos started him.

That was a transparent effort specifically calculated to cut the booing short/lessen its intensity.

*chefs kiss*

He’s edgy, he’s “in your face.” You’ve heard the expression, “let’s get busy”? Well, this is a guy who gets “biz-zay!” Consistently and thoroughly.

What matters most in his life is that he shall not harm a human, or by inaction allow a human to come to harm.

He can fill any crevice in an NFL pancake with warm, earnest syrup, a metaphor I now regret.

It’s too bad this wasn’t recorded after Game 2 of the World Series. You could have talked about Smoltz’s weird personal war against Halloween!

Been a minute since we’ve heard Dom’s sweet, smoky baritone pipes!

Fuck yes she can next question

Then she’ll have it.

Bregman DEFINITELY catches that ball if the Astros had fired Taubman.

After all those years keeping Stephen in bubble wrap, the Nats finally determined that the best packing material is two warm teammates.

As Dom said yesterday, they’re focused on the wrong thing. Sam was mic’d up, he knew he was mic’d up, he said something human and notable, and it was approved for use in the broadcast.

I was getting Uncanny Tal’s Hill vibes the whole time.

I think Sprint has the worst commercials.

I just had the Cardinals defense, so I made out ok

That’s just barely a smirk, to the point that from different angles, it probably looks like just another frown. He’s like a Noh mask!

“A soggy cardboard box is a good meal.”

I know both dynos and individual models can differ, but in a perfect automotive world, the power output of a performance car should always be higher on the dyno than on paper.