The plan blew up when his disguise fell off during a play

What the hell happened to all those yolks he didn’t eat?

Based entirely on the photo, I’m guessing pitching coach.

I wanna say “to be fair to Pederson he wasn’t really trying to shittalk, but trying to motivate his team yadda yadda” but the fact he didn’t think the Boys would use his words as a motivator is definitely concerning. Not as concerning as other ways Pederson has run this team since Reich & Flip left, but still…

You’re not off base, they do. This was worse, because Doug made the mistake of sounding like he was guaranteeing a win, the week after getting pantsed by the Vikings, after one of his linebackers said they didn’t have to worry about Cousins’ passing.

It’s startling how similar the Eagles are to the Phillies this year.

It sucks that this has to be the top-rated comment, but I don’t complain about that stuff lightly. It’s really gotten out of hand.

No matter if you try to click on the mute or pause button on the mobile ads, they take you to the ad’s website rather than muting or pausing. I didn’t think you were allowed to have fake pause or mute buttons! Guess it’s still the wild west out there.

Dallas has yet to beat a good team this season.

Last year I bought into the hype that the Eagles were going to go in there and win. This year, especially after that Vikings game, I went in fully expecting the Eagles to do exactly what they did.

It’s just so refreshing and weird to see my team making bold, good decisions and then having those decisions pay off in a positive way. Lamar, the FA signings, Marcus Peters—it’s all working out.

It was hard to see the actual hoisting.

they better flex that shit on Sunday Night Football

Their backup is Matt Schaub?

“We made clear that we were being asked to reduce the players’ heights, by the Chinese government, by the parties we dealt with, government and business,” Silver said. “We said...we said we’d think about it.”

This could have worked if Wadman had actually made an effort to, you know, pick up the yardage. Things go wrong here, just before he crosses the left hash:

The name of this play is “Pence Turkey Cease Fire.”

We must now put all our hopes into Ja Morant.

When the cameras cut to Elway Troy talked about how Elway is a heckuva GM or something, but the quarterback situation in Denver underscores how hard it is to pick/draft a quarterback. Who knew it would be so hard??

Too soon, AWS.