Gruden: Why so early, boss?

I just assumed Dan Snyder never slept, and so didn’t see any problem summoning Jay Gruden at 5am. Rich people are weird.

Busta Rhymes, Against All Odds (featuring Flipmode Squad)

GOLF!!!

I loved his follow up to this too

Apropos of this, I will be tucking into Mexican food and tuning into Smackdown on FOX tonight, for the first time since high school when it would air before Star Trek: Voyager.

I would also accept DAZZLING THE STAGE: GALACTIC PRETTY BOY COOPER KUPP!

I walk through mindfields so watch your head rock.

“They were filthy sports bloggers. Sold you off for drinking money. They’re dead in a pauper’s grave in Glenview. You come from nothing. You’re nothing...but not to me. Join The Ringer!”—Kylo Simmons 

I don’t care if the Jets put Columbo behind center; the Eagles will no doubt find a way to play down to them, resulting in an excruciatingly close and sloppy game.

Ray Ratto’s kid’s real name is, naturally, Raychyl.

Strange; when I was last in Williamsburg, everyone looked like they were straight out of Colonial times...

Pixy Stix!

That promotional photo, which I’ve seen frikkin’ everywhere, tells me all I need to know about this film. If I were to watch it, I wouldn’t see the Joker, I’d see Joaquin Phoenix AAAAAAAHHHHCCCCTTTTIIIINNNNGGG.

It’s funny, because most months Ford’s F-Series still outsells the Silvy and Sierra combined, but this wasn’t one of those months.

Especially when you then go on to quote GM—not Chevrolet—and segue into a more general report on the state of GM during the strikes.

Purists are either going to be pissed or very confused when young sluggers start doing the ahegao face every time they hit a dinger...

Highlighter reel, Chris...Highlighter reel.

It’s the Joe Buck Way.

Speaking of bosoms, Dan Quinn’s got ‘em too!