That’s just such a depressingly hateful burger. There is waaaaay too much going on there, and I know trying to fit in in my gob would result in hyper-extending my jaw so it popped every time I chewed. BULLSHIT! 

Funny how you mention the Bullet Time replay under the Ravens game, as IIRC Super Bowl XXXV was the first game to feature that kind of replay, precisely because of the popularity of The Matrix. 

This Deadcast should be recorded while Drew is driving his Kia minivan, with Roth and Lauren in the back seat annoying each other.

[Over helicopter noise] “BUT WHAT ABOUT GYAIINA?” 

Keep the constant Gardner takes coming

Ohh Noo!

40% of Republicans don’t believe that Trump discussed Biden when he spoke to Zelensky.

Khan is intelligent, but not experienced.

Simply magnificent headline-image synergy. Well done.

My +1 made it 169, so exactly 99 people weren’t so courteous.

BUTLER BANKAI!

A heart condition doesn’t automatically disqualify Sanders, but it certainly isn’t a great look for someone who wants to serve 4-8 years in, for someone actually performing it—as opposed to just playing golf and tweeting—is an extremely stressful job even for a much younger person.

The question is missing “chief”, but I usually just say “sir” (or “ser” if you have no pages).

28-3's better!

Just twelve more games and fifteen more years before they let Zac Taylor go!

It’s a ceremonial rank only. He can’t marry people.

“It’s so easy for us to blame and shame because everyone has a voice now...Even that guy whose voice box Burfict crushed has Twitter!”

This was a long time coming. Humphrey comes from a long line of field goal net makers.

After being spurned by Trout, I’m hoping the Phillies take a good long look at signing Betts.

This is also the perfect place to post your Fantasy Football teams! Sci-Fi, Surrealist, Fauvist, and Dadaist teams are also welcome.