Most car buyers are lame and boring and only want a staid, practical Nissan “Rogue” or some other such snoozebox

Maybe so, but those overhangs are a crime against humanity 😂😂😂

Bacon...MADE FROM PLANTS!!!

That’s Mission-style burrito rice foot!

Meanwhile, MUSMNTGA hats aren’t exactly flying off the shelves...

“I don’t see anything wrong here.”—Pete Carroll

These are always a cleansing salve.

Wow. That’s just petty af

With few exceptions, every Mahomes game should be 5 Throwgasms.

I give you...Broden Spunk.

FYI...The Eagles fan in the TNF promo is a real Eagles fan. She regularly calls into WIP.

Wet Bag
Wet Big
Big Wet
Burger Kings

Kid’s jersey has a name on the back. The Yankees don’t wear names on the back of their jerseys. Can’t really call him a true Yankees fan, can ya?

Trump’s definitely the guy calling the dealer who tries some half-hearted attempt at code before using names and then yelling “DRUGS, MOTHERFUCKER! GIMME!”

“If only Giannis’s parents played the radio, make sure the television, the—excuse me, make sure they had the record player on at night, the, the phone, make sure he heard words.”—Joe Biden

Just drink NicoTea!

Hopefully Cole’s in red pinstripes next season. Clearly Nola and a bunch of Guys isn’t enough to make the postseason.

You know what does stain Saban’s eventual legacy?