Thrrre rats, ah ah ah

Good hustle.

CAN’T WAIT FOR THE HYPE VIDEO

Couldn’t have happened to a better extra-large sack of mushy old potatoes

That would be lovely!

It’s truly the rotting corpse of the woman in The Shining of pep talks.

Dude should study Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Judging from how hoarse he sounded last night, I’m concerned that a couple debates from now, Bernie’s voice will just be...gone.

He is who we thought he was. Let’s not let him off the hook.

You hear about her more and more

His suits and ties are also a little loud for my tastes.

Mike Pereira: Well, they have to deal with the—look, there’s institutional segregation in this country. And from the time I got involved, I started dealing with that. Red-lining banks, making sure that we are in a position where—look, you talk about education. I propose that what we take is those very poor schools,…

The YEE-HAW moving mouth stuff was great.

...but is she a witch?

This would be pretty easy to recreate in Illustrator/InDesign.

What?! I just assumed he was sad about Melvin Gordon not getting signed yet!

I’m not against ties, nor do I give a crap about the teams that tied last week. However, for those for whom ties are an intolerable menace that must be excised from the NFL immediately, I have a weird idea: Let the players decide whether to play a second overtime.

“You always call me boy,” he complained. “I’m gonna call you MAN. Hello there, MAN.” Then he started laughing. I still made him empty the dishwasher.

SHADOWS AND DUST!