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Only XX days until football/baseball/basketball/et. al.

Roth, I say do a whole Deadcast in the voice you used in the first fifteen seconds of this.

That Scorpion is like Jared Goff after his helmet radio is switched off.

Federer gave just the tiniest hint at what was wrong in his post-match press conference—“It’s a bone—I’m not good at these things, but it’s called mo-something else—but it’s a small little bone,”

This probably deserves a THIS IS SO STUPID tag to, no?

In my experience, most Prius drivers drive them like they stole them, but I don’t mind because that means they’re not attaining their optimal fuel efficiency.

You can buy Drew’s third novel, Distressingly Meaty, through here. 

Awful, awful. Just not fair for someone so young and promising to have their snatched away. 

Not sure if the Ravens retain Trace McSorley, but I imagine if they do they’ll use him as a gadget guy like Taysom, or possibly to spell Lamar Jackson if he takes 3-4 big hits in a row...

[Splashes water in eyes, blows nose]

None of the Above.

It will be interesting to see if and how pitchers and coaches formulate a way to neutralize Aquino next season. You’d think that bizarre stance would have some weaknesses. But for now, I’m rooting for him to hit all the dongs.

ROTH!

Whoa, the music at the beginning is like Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis games where Act 2's music is a slightly different (usually more dramatic) arrangement of Act 1's...

Please, one more bad food take!

accused of throwing a newborn baby through a plate glass window of a gun store full of sex worker corpses...and guns 

Before I knew anything about Hill, I would just enjoy watching him play, since he’s so goddamn fast and quick and looks like his skeleton could pop out of his skin at any time. He always looked like he was playing in different gear than the other 21 players on the field.