You’d think they’d wait until roster cuts to see if there’s any chaff they can pick up for cheap.

Not to mention “the sky was the limit”...is pretty limiting!

What’s this Mass mess?

This whole “first to hit X home runs in Y games” shtick is tedious.

I mean, I’m sure people in Los Angeles are fans of phone chargers...how else will they charge their phones?

Eli Gemstone has three sons: Jesse Gemstone, Kelvin Gemstone...and Phillip Rivers Gemstone.

More like Bawfultimore Orneryoles, right?

Dude, let it go

You don’t think he’d mention all the drugs he’d be taking to mitigate the experience in an email that could be published to the interwebs, do you?

Hey so and so

I think it’s time to bring the Chonky Cat into the clubhouse.

Heyy. HEY. That’s DOCTOR Rick Perry, Ph.D. to you!

ever shoot a tennis ball on a basketball court because you didn’t have a basketball handy?

My GQ bosses at the time said my idea was fucking stupid

And Luck wasn’t even on his original Gettin’ Even List!

+1 DURRRRRRRR

Mine as well

The price is right!

My first thought was “What, Me Worry?”