Antonio Brown has the best feet

“Do you-a have a question?”

What can you say; Major League Baseball can devolve into Little League at any moment...or in the case of the Yankees playing the Orioles, a Home Run Derby.

Wasn’t his point that young people who presumably have limited funds shouldn’t spend exorbitant amounts of money on numerous soap products that essentially have the same active ingredient—that which binds to dirt and can then be washed away with water—but which are often gussied up with fragrances and branding?

I don’t have an Italian name, but both of my maternal grandparents were Italian, I’m eligible for dual U.S.-Italian citizenship, and possess Italian recipes that go back several generations. So I feel like I have adequate standing here to answer no, of-fucking-course not, not even close.

I just assumed it was the smallest, littlest bones of all: the hammer, anvil, and/or stirrup.

Delta officials arrived shortly thereafter to destadium her.

Yeah but how do you get in it

Just add water!

It could also be worse in the opposite direction...I feel for the poor bastard who has to tattoo the Sao Paulo skyline onto someone’s forehead:

So weird to see Dorothea Lange photos in full color.

Multitudes.

I also liked Otis (AKA Pusuke) in Milo & Otis (AKA Koneko Monogatari)

Always with the Muhammad—praise and blessings be upon his name—popularity truthers

Dan, it could be worse.

Between being just under .500 last year, acquiring one of the game’s most famous players, and having an absolutely loaded roster and the feverish hype to match, it’s somewhat unnerving how similar the preseason 2019 Browns are to the preseason 2019 Phillies.

It’s like Christmas morning!

I thoroughly enjoyed this game (and its music—the Salt Flats track is of my favorites in the series) but like X I’m not sure I needed a remaster. After all I still have the physical game and a functioning PS2 with which to play it.

Me, I’m still scouring Amazon for OBJ’s hot lamp.

“Reminds me of a young me.”
—Manny Machado