With a little luck, one day he’ll put up numbers good and consistent enough that when he’s due a big contract no one will sign him for most of the offseason!

Remember Shane Spencer?

...Dental Plan!

TEMET NOSCAE

If the ads are to be believed, ProPilot is supposed to cant the road you’re on so that the other cars roll out of your way. If that didn’t happen with you, I’d consult the owner’s manual.

Thankfully, none of Manchester United’s goals against Chelsea were in question (not an MU or Chelsea fan, just glad all the goals I watched stood).

Admittedly, not nearly as sexy as “Striking Vipers” ...

Immediately after finishing The Deuce (which I quite enjoyed) I re-watched the first three seasons of The Wire and am now thoroughly ruined for other prestige drama for the time being.

Hey now, he said bias against MEN, plural.

Tepper actually said that? He does realize that HE is the one with $11.6 billion, not “the people of Charlotte,” right?

The next debate will be in the format of Family Feud—Progressives vs. Moderates—and answers will be scored based on what surveys say.

Sounds like a pretty open-Shutt case to me

Pfft...Wolves didn’t even score yesterday...

Issues with his head, issues with his feet...What’s next, it’s revealed his abs are on backwards?

He can always re-establish himself next year, like Wells Fargo did.

Word is Vedvik’s father was killed by a flurry of arrows from Zimmer’s men, and Vedvik has only agreed to join the Vikings so that he can distinguish himself in battle and, one day, challenge Zimmer to a duel to the death and have his vengeance...though that might just be the plot to Vinland Saga...

“Sounds good to me!”

hopefully, with all the people that have seen it, that he’s gotten it cured

Wow, I haven’t seen a stance that open since Tony Batista, but hey, if it works, you do you!