The bone-to-satellite is the best match cut that ever was or will be.

The Eagles’ backup quarterback Nate Sudfeld will be out for probably an extended period due to an injury to his non-throwing hand. The QBs below him on the depth chart have no business on an NFL field.

I do think the O’s and Tigers would do okay in AAA...

“Yes.”

Guy’s got some afterburners. Definitely rooting for him to win a roster spot.

Yes, Julio Jones, who has 11 receiving touchdowns over the last two seasons, one fewer than...Nelson Agholor? Ah jeez...

I put them in the fridge because my wife puts them in the fridge

What the hell’s the point of coming on the Deadcast if you’re not going to do a bad fake accent?

There would have to be enough good people outside of and separate from the USAG who could form the foundation for a new certified organization with a new name. The gymnasts would obviously have to have more of a say in who is brought into that new organization, particularly when it comes to trainers and physicians.…

If he cared so much about real baseball, you’d think he’d ask to be sent down to Norfolk.

Hyde: Tell me something, Chris. How exactly do you think it all ends?

At first I thought Hmm, maybe NFL athletes just have very fucked up feet, but then yesterday I heard it from former Eagles linebacker and special teamer Ike Reese on WIP that no, he has never seen feet quite that fucked up.

The football stuff in Euphoria was pretty well done, except for one glaring problem:

I remember all those guys. 

Not particularly impressed with AV Club’s coverage (or lack thereof) of Euphoria. I may not be a professional TV reviewer, but if the site is only going to bother reviewing two of the eight episodes—both of them dismissive and overly negative—it’s kind of hard to put trust into the content of those reviews. All I’ll…

Fangio is on notice:

You’d think he would have wanted to run it.

I dunno...she uploaded it manually? And eight minutes?? That’s almost three presidential years!

Goddamnit HBO.

45 people were injured and 45,000 surveillance cameras were damaged...