It looks as much like a Probe as did my Aunt’s Ford Escort and my z31 300ZX when she proclaimed them nearly identical. Yes, both had 2 doors, a hatchback, 4 tires and were red.

Meh, the uniheadlight’s been done, quite a while ago even.

To riff off an old quote, it is good that Cybertrucks have distinctive headlights so you can spot the idiots a long way off

Wake up sheeple this red water aka Commie Water, is just a plot by the libs, working with Russia and North Korea where they mix di-hydrogen monoxide with the same forever chemicals that turned the frogs gay. It’s all a massive plot to infect you with the homo which results in an uncontrollable desire to shove things…

How? Because it has 4 wheels and glass? 

I think we all know it commie lib conspiracy.

Lol you can “think” whatever you want, but there’s a reason why you’re commenting on Jalopnik and not, idk, actually a reliable source on the information? Facts don’t really care about your feewings 

It’s funny how the dealers that I trust the least are Dodge/Ram/Jeep dealers. I swear that the car dealership in Fargo was based on a Dodge/Ram/Jeep dealer.

It’s a half assed solution to an actual problem. Richie Rich here should be overjoyed that the streets are being cleared of the riff raff but he is a miser of Dickensian stature.

Instead of complaining that he, a very rich man, has to pay a whole $9 to drive to see his kids, he could instead contemplate the factors that contributed to his children living, you know, elsewhere.

It’s stupid, it will be mismanaged and only cause inconvenience for rich, not so rich and poor people regressively. It will never meaningfully fund anything, will be fraught with management issues and waste and will be ultimately abandoned.

His “manifesto” is pretty much mainstream Republican talking points: “...be prepared to fight to get the Dems out of the fed government and military by any means necessary. They all must go and a hard reset must occur for our country to avoid collapse.”

As I understand it, in a very limited capacity from my reading on the fringes of the conspiracy thought, the craft essentially unzips gravity ahead of it to push itself through space. Through some sort of gimbal mechanism it can rapidly change the orientation of its direction and pull off impossible maneuvers. But…

They didn’t. He worked on 23,000 vehicles. So far, only 3 have been found with loose bolts. Click-baity headline reduces reading comprehension.

Pobody’s nerfect, a my mom’s coffee cup like to remind me every morning as a kid.

I’m sorry I know this, BUT

Part of the problem is that it runs trains at high speeds through notoriously flat Florida where they cross 178 rail street-level crossings over 66.5 miles.

Biden was middle-of-the-road and shone only, because his opponent is a cheese-brained mob boss. President Biden should have made it clear that he will not seek reelection from day 1 and used the time to hand-pick a strong successor.

The problem with Biden was that in 4 years he never came close to pushing back on the narratives the GOP threw out there about him and his actions. And that’s why he lost.