So damned if they do and damned if they don’t?

They want the fun to last more than 10 seconds. 

The nuclear option. If you build nice roads for people and some of those people use it for stupidly dangerous nonsense, make the roads so shitty no one can do stupidly dangerous nonsense. This feels oddly satisfying to me on this day.

While I wanted to post a snarky FA;FO, after reading...

With increasingly broad interpretations of Castle Doctrine, I wouldn’t be so sure.  Certainly depends on what state this occurred in. 

As lil John once said, “don’t start no shit, there won’t be no shit.”

Can you even repair a CyberTruck with that kind of body damage? I’m betting it’s totalled.

The article mentions there had been a bunch of burglaries in the neighborhood recently, and then minimizes that by saying the vigilantism was caused by a stolen package. It was caused by being in an environment where there’s a lot of burglaries and now they’ve caught a criminal likely involved in those other crimes…

Wonder who this guy is voting for.

Just stage some packages filled with low-impact explosives, enough to maim but not kill the thieves. Let greed and criminality combined with chemistry and later damaged physiology fix the prob for ya.

1. Fuck package thieves. Genuinely, let them get hit by a bus.

I feel like this could have gone much worse for everyone involved.  Safer thing to do may have just been to follow the thief while on the phone with the police.

Good point. We should crush ALL the Chargers and Challengers. Maybe G35/37s too.  Just to be safe. And on general principles.

Not to mention that half of the cars at sideshows are stolen anyway.

It’ll at least make a fun gotcha question for MAGA nuts.

Ah yes the market has been clamoring for a $26-46k three wheeled two-seater.

Musk will have his citizenship pulled at the same time Trump is put in jail.... or as you said, never.

2021 Honda CR-V Hybrids made in China (sold in the USA) have VINs that start with 7FART6.

You’ll like how the French pronounce MR2 - Toyota sold it as the MR Coupé there, IIRC.

As a French company, why make a fart joke in English? 4 is “quatre” in French, and that’s about the extent of my French language skills (my mother would be so disappointed), but surely there are puns to be made with that instead of “four.”