It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

Martha is humblebragging her stupid livestock here, but hey man, prices at the Hudson News are outrageous. If you wanna shell some eggs and take them on the plane for some valuable protein, I won’t bitch.

That’s actually the good news: it isn’t a “large swath”. It’s a tiny minority. They just seem like a “large swath” because they employ the exact same principles that another non-existent population, named libertarians, uses to inflate their influence: they show up anywhere and everywhere to loudly protest.

Consolation prizes to:

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

Face sitting or gtfo

I don’t have any issue with Tate being down before he crosses the goal line, he was. What I do have issue with is the way the rules in regard to the clock are set up that forced them to run off the clock on that play. It would have been much less gut-wrenching if they’d at least been able to try for it on 4th down.…

The Lions finished just inches short

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

See, that’s the thing. I know you don’t. Because I get that for Pats fans, they really can’t imagine not tying up their football fandom in the idea that their team winning games reflects well on them.

Here’s the thing. I’m a Jets fan. Being a Jets fan has been kind of trying over my life, with no real success or superstars to cheer for and really just a height of punching above our weight to get killed in a couple AFC championship games.

Damn Ray. When you saw that picture after really advocating for Kaepernick it must have felt like you got stabbed in the back.

So, does anyone else feel like San Junipero was not actually a happy ending? To me, there’s some real tragic subtext to the final shot that most seem to overlook.

“Every morning there’s a halo hangin’ from the corner of my girlfriend’s four-post bed.”

That’s a simplistic view. Our military helps secure access to the resources we desire, but that’s not necessarily a good thing. We could have a great way of life without invading Iraq. Former 19K here, so I’ve seen this at close range.

Fuck that regressive bible-humping shit sipper. And fuck ALL of trump’s racist, cousin-fucking supporters.

He eats breakfast 300 yards away from 4,000 North Koreans who are trained to kill him desperately longing for the sweet release of death

The worst is when you move from a state w/ full grocery store liquor sales to a state where you can only buy 3.2 beer in a grocery store and don’t realize it until after you get home and start drinking.

I’m in the middle of grading my students’ final papers, and when I read these passages from Brody, I was transported back to the worst of the bunch from these last three days.