Grow up. You have no fucking idea how blessed you are.

Im not even a Falcons fan! But as a good decent ethical human being, i despise the Patriots much like the Avengers despise Thanos. And seeing them get curbstomped like that was pure literal ecstasy.

WEEK 1
NFL: “Stand or stay in locker room.”
Players: *stay in locker room*
Morons: “THEY NEED STAND ON FIELD BOOOOOO!”

WEEK 2:
NFL: “Stand on field.”
Players: *stand on field, fists raised*
Morons: “THEY RAISE FIST BOOOOOO!”

WEEK 3
NFL: “Stand on field with hands down.”
Players: *stand on field, hands down, heads…

And Pence would guarantee a Democrat wins the next general. No way in hell is that pedophile-looking, melted Ken doll motherfucker electable on his own, even as an incumbent.

+1 star
-6 feet

Maybe it’s time for Andrew Breitbart to personally step in and become a more involved day to day Editor in Chief, as opposed to the hands off style he’s been doing since March 2012.

I almost hate to admit this, but A View To A Kill is a guilty pleasure, I’ve probably watched it a dozen times. I know it’s a bad movie: Moore is super-old, and Tanya Roberts is horrible. But Walken is just the right amount of over-the-top as Zorin, and Grace Jones is pretty awesome in the movie. Plus, it costars…

That’s mighty Christian of him. Not the charity, the vulgar name-calling.

Of course, hearing an annoying athiest tell you about their athiesm at length is a lot better than the historic Christian example of the same behavior;

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

More fish for Kunta.

YOU CAN’T DISAPPOINT A PICTURE

I was 9 when The Phantom Menace premiered and 14 when the trilogy ended.

Everybody from the Deep South pretends like they’re descended from genteel benevolent plantation owners who treated their slaves so well that they didn’t want to stop being slaves, when in reality most of them are descended from degenerate convicts, serial debtors, and literal dirt farmers all too poor to have ever…

I foresee a Dayman crossover since he’s not only a master of karate but also of friendship for everyone.

I’ve had Pepe’s on Wooster St. and in Danbury, but not back-to-back, so I can’t comment on the consistency. In this case, I think it comes down to the ovens; the one in New Haven is from 1925, the others are much, much newer. The ingredients are the same from store to store.

Hot(?) take: I thought DiGiorno sucked. Gimme a cheapo Tombstone Supreme any day over DiGiorno’s pretentious crap.

Goodbye, Mr. Panderson

We don’t know who struck first, us or them, but we know that it was us that scorched the pie.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.