I love how mom (is that their mom?) turns to hug Eli but then realizes it’s Eli and then half asses a high five.

I’m so glad I avoided this team being pushed down my throats as a young boy growing up in Portland. Their fans, and many of them populate my own city, are the worst kind of fans. So glad I picked the Lions over them lo those many years ago. (And yes, I stand by my last sentence.)

“I’m just here so I won’t get petitioned”

Jesus Christ was not a real person, but rather a mythological hybrid conjured up more than 100 years after his supposed death by individuals who needed a figurehead to promote their new religion.

Who the fuck shoots a deer with a .22? That’s just going to injure the damn thing until it bleeds out in a few hours.

“Which is true? The thing we saw, or the granular, artificially enhanced, retroactive display of what actually happened? And in a football game, what defines what’s true, if not the the necessarily limited and subjective knowledge of the officials who are specifically awarded the power to interpret observed actions…

As a fan of the team for 40+ years I can say that that was easily the most Lions football ending of all time. Well done boys.

The game was classic Lions. Build a lead quickly by catching the opposing D off guard. Fail to score any meaningful points for the rest of the game. Watch the other team get in gear and slowly march back and take the lead. Complain about a controversial call late in the game that screwed the Lions over (not the 6…

THE FOOTBALL PLAYER’S CAN NOW GO BACK TO DOING THEY’RE JOB WHICH ISN”T A JOB BECAUSE THEIR STUDENT’S FIRST BUT THEY GET PAYED WITH A SCHOLARSHIP, IF THEY DON’T LIKE IT THEY SHOULDN”T OF TAKEN THE JOB WAIT NOT JOB, THEIR EASILY REPLACED BUT IM UPSET AT THE IDEA OF LOSING THEM FOR SOME RASON.

Even then, I have a problem with it, because the coach and the Christian kids are going to notice who’s not attending those prayer meetings. It’s implied coercion.

"Bevell, in a criticism that's not necessarily unfair..."

"Bevell, in a criticism that's not necessarily unfair but no one wants to hear right now, said that Lockette "could've done a better job at staying strong through the ball" rather than getting lit up by contact with Butler."

While the iron is a strong candidate for NFL commissioner, I would rather see an inanimate carbon rod in that position.

London is still a sure thing. The English know a thing or two about Rogering.

Never understood that choice of Fontes.

Bob Harper's gonna need steel toed shows for all of the medicine balls that Mitchell is going to throw at his feet.

"Yeah, no shit"

Statistics show that 100% of college football players will be signed to the NFL. This is sure to work.

He's "tired" of 18-22 year old kids "acting up" so his "solution" is to penalize them by stomping all over their future careers. Imagine if this logic was applied to, say, law school students or accounting majors? "Oh, you may have graduated at the top of your class and all but there's this drunk and disorderly fine…

The cereal will become soggy if you put it in the bowl with the milk in the fridge. Why the hell wouldn't you want cold milk?