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Dr. Zaius

Troy: I hate every ape I see From chimpan-a to chimpan-z, No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.

Reduce the level of quality. Sure a new Camry or Avalon or Accord or *insert boring car here* is quiet, rides nice, is extremely reliable, and is far better in nearly every other way as well than any other car from 10-15 years ago. But thanks to that advancement in quality and engineering, new cars lack character, and…

Honestly, I think Dan Snyders just need to get over it already. Besides, I know a Dan Snyder, and he's ok with it.

Drew, a special consultant interviewed literally dozens of people named Dan Snyder, and they all agree that they are OK with the use of that name. It's full of rich heritage and is only meant to honor the Daniel Snyders that came before. Maybe you should just stop sticking your nose where it doesn't belong.

Actually it was his Mexican, non-union equivalent: Señor Speilbergo