James Harrison

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While it’s true that no one is going to beat the 15 year old Chinese kids with their fathers’ oil-money bankrolls, an individual player can get an edge if they do a bit of research. Rotogrinders, for instance, in response to the automated line-up generators, made their own for players to use (DraftKings only as of my…

Or make a stock from the bones in a slow-cooker and use the leftovers to fill out what will be the best damn chicken soup you've ever tasted!

I was going to type an entire manifesto in response to this, but I think after all the typing my one salient point was this: they should have enforced a penalty during the Goddamn game. And not a horseshit intentional grounding penalty, either, which even Aikman seemed confused by; no, an honest-to-God "hey, you…

Massachusetts does have some weird liquor laws, but in my experience you could find the odd liquor store open until 11 on Sunday.

Tyrmynytyr: Dysryptyn! All the Y's you can handle, plus a techno-libertarian future!

That's good to hear. From the article, it doesn't really seem that this kind of thing is for your average person, given the expense—let's just hope China can reign in its sociopathic millionaires. Because tigers are awesome. As is jade.

I agree—we need more nuance, not less.

When I was in elementary school, I conducted an experiment whereby I would play Nintendo for several hours a day and then see if it improved my hand-eye coordination (I recall a simple game of catch as the test). Results were...inconclusive. Needless to say, I didn't walk away with first prize at that science fair!

This is probably an excellent thing to point out—I taught Chinese students last year, and all of them wrote papers about the cruelty of shark fin soup and "traditional" Chinese medicine (the writing prompts were related to the ethics of eating animals). Not a single student defended this crazy shit. So I think younger…

Well, you know how the media is always talking about America's debt to China? I'm sure they'll think of a way for us to pay it back...

People are also animals. And delicious. So I definitely follow your reasoning.

Messers Bialystock and Bloom applaud your taste!

I think it would be good to remember that literary criticism is not a monolithic enterprise and employs a variety of techniques and theoretical approaches. For instance, I know several individuals that spend a great deal of time doing archival research to further understand the historical context of the work they're…

The political spectrum is a flat circle.

You are fucking high if you think that any of the "action stars" of that era could—in real life—kick Seagal's ass. Go watch Out for Justice, and then attempt to explain, with a cogent argument, how 1990 Bruce Willis (DH2) might somehow out-action a 1991 Seagal (damn, I really wish a car company in the 80s had made a…

I'm afraid I must now insist that Hollywood make a sequel to "Bruno" but replace Baron Cohen with Tom Hardy as Bane. I can only speculate as to what visuals might accompany "it would be very painful—for you."

Lead Counsel for Wayne Enterprises