DAMMIT HOW DO I KEEP GETTING REMAINDERS?!?! Summer school is the worst.

Bruce-El

You win one Bluebook, sir!

It's everywhere that I go. But that's what it's for, I guess.

Whenever I divide Batman by Superman I'm left with remainders. God, I hate working with remainders. Maybe they should have gone with (Batman)(Superman), because multiplication is more fun!

HaHA! Multiple entendre!

I smell (ha!) an opportunity here: Urban Outfitters presents the "Masters of the Universe Beard Wax Collection!" Master YOUR beard! (I have the POWER, etc., etc.)

I am now 100% convinced that Bane's operation to destroy Gotham was codenamed "The Alan Parsons Project."

There is but one response to your comment, sir: "Only the penitent man shall pass."

Hahahaha! YES. And was that toy packaged with a weird smell (because moss?)? Or am I crazy?

ALL THE CROSSOVERS.

First of all, Momoa as Aquaman will be awesome. I'm still not going to watch whatever festering turd drops from the bowels of Snyder's jump-cutting camera, but Momoa is fucking BAD ASS. I'd say he should be in Star Wars, but I like him too much to wish that upon him.

Extending this a bit further, I would definitely not mind an episode made up entirely of previously used footage (more toast!), or an episode where Brienne and Pod find Tywin's lost Casterly Corgi (GoT + corgies = Internet explosion!). Also, they should consider adding a gratuitous and poorly made CGI cutscene into an…

Oh, the hypochondriac is back! Don't worry, I'm sure he keeps a supply of rest stop bathroom sandwich parasites on hand.

Oh, most definitely. That would be one hell of a season arc, I think! And honestly, seeing Tywin die would never get old. Although with Zoidberg in the medbay, I think he's got a fighting chance.

Captain: Tywin Lannister

So, I realize I'm late to the game in this, but I have to ask—where the hell did you get Pizza Hut in Cambridge? I know there are Domino's in Davis and Central, but I don't recall a Pizza Hut anywhere in regal Cantabridgia (there's a PJ's by the Family Dollar on Somerville Ave but they don't count). This makes me…

Without a doubt, Lena Dunham is my number one choice (well, I guess I would prefer Steven Seagal, but that seems unlikely). Given that the new Star Wars will include millenial-adjacent discourses (new Jedi order), will of necessity have to recognize itself as a cultural artifact, and will absolutely require someone…

Hell yes to this. I would watch the shit out of her Star Wars movie.