SHIELDS UP! RED ALERT!!

He’s really more of a hobgoblin with an attitude problem.

I’m not a vodka guy either, but Tito’s is very popular here.

Anyone wanna know all that I know about Tommy Boy?

Wah wah wahh.

DFW security is usually one extreme or the other, there’s very seldom a 10-minute line but rather a 2-minute line or a 30-minute line.

There is no way DFW should be at the bottom. It has the fastest security lines for a major airport that I have ever been in because there are so many places you can go through security at each terminal. Typically you hardly have to walk but a few gates past security to reach yours. The only annoying thing about it is…

Sigh, I miss MAD TV too...  

I think I will stick with my Mach 20

ugh i HATE that movie

You are the good banner. Yes you are!

You’re not entirely wrong, but typically today the phrase has an undertone of being authoritative/controlling or derogatory by implying that there are strict cultural norms that someone should be adhering to, and deviation is bad. For example in your earlier comment, when you say it was his job to keep the wife in…

“How do we distract the viewers from the actresses?”

The could call it...CBS?  

People who try to enjoy life are the fucking worst!

Curry? I don’t think they have that flavor.

I’m just glad I now know why the Pats offense struggled in this game. That sign had to just devastate them mentally. For me, it is just another sign of what makes NE special as they were able to still rise to the occasion after experiencing something like that.