Oh yeah!

You must be from Dallas, where the buildings are all the boxes that the buildings in Ft. Worth came in.

Dusclops is one of my favorite Ghost-type Pokémon. I know everyone fawns over Gengar, but the Duskull line as a whole are some of my favorites. They just look so cool.

Asimov seems to have finally broken with Campbell after he started promoting Dianetics in the same magazine. It’s really hard to get a renowned scientific educator and debunker of pseudoscience to write for you after that.

Most of the interesting trivia about Whismur I already covered about Exploud, but I will say that Whismur has surprisingly high Special Attack for its unevolved status, so it can make good use of the move Uproar, which is a surprisingly powerful attack that locks the user into using the move for 3 turns. At high…

I always wanted there to be a Sound type. The Whismur Family, the Mr. Mime family, all the bats, Chatot, Audino, Meloetta, The Popplio family, Kricketune, Chingling and Chimecho, er...maybe Rillaboom. That’s what, 23 Pokemon? Okay yeah that’s not that many. I’m going to stop typing...now.

Thank god, I’m safe.

Fuck... now that’s a headline. 

Re:Pokemon in combat: Yes it’s canon.

This whole article is a really convoluted and long way to write “Stop liking things I don’t like”. The creators’ answer was perfect.

Or an homage to the forests:

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…

Eventually, the header image will have all its background faded away, leaving nothing but a screaming, reddened face floating against the void, cruel and uncaring, a swollen gaseous giant bursting under its own enormous mass, and on that day, the Raiders will still have Gruden employed because hahaha holy shit did…

Could someone please summarize this article into a couple of sentences and entice me to read the who thing?

“An astonishing article. I had no idea that an article about blubs had been written, but Dan Neilan’s succinct but humorous recapping had me leaping to click that link. Who knew writing these blubs could be so difficult?” — Chancellor Puddinghead, author of Actually, It’s A Hat and Other Things You Never Knew About…

That’s a hell of a reach, right? I mean, I know of the land-speed records, and I know they do them there, but I’d never tie them to the lake and the mountains quite like they’re doing here.

It’s like Romeo and JUULiet

SHIELDS UP! RED ALERT!!

He’s really more of a hobgoblin with an attitude problem.

I’m not a vodka guy either, but Tito’s is very popular here.