And no mention of Maria “Photon” Rambeau?!
Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the… Read more
Eventually, the header image will have all its background faded away, leaving nothing but a screaming, reddened face floating against the void, cruel and uncaring, a swollen gaseous giant bursting under its own enormous mass, and on that day, the Raiders will still have Gruden employed because hahaha holy shit did… Read more
“An astonishing article. I had no idea that an article about blubs had been written, but Dan Neilan’s succinct but humorous recapping had me leaping to click that link. Who knew writing these blubs could be so difficult?” — Chancellor Puddinghead, author of Actually, It’s A Hat and Other Things You Never Knew About… Read more
That’s a hell of a reach, right? I mean, I know of the land-speed records, and I know they do them there, but I’d never tie them to the lake and the mountains quite like they’re doing here.
SHIELDS UP! RED ALERT!!