However you edit it, that line is hot biphobic garbage

I was trying to figure out why I never see this one in PoGo. After a little research, I found out that it only spawns in Florida and South Carolina 

Fun fact: if you want to really piss off someone from Fort Worth, refer to their city as being famous for being next to Dallas.

From the bits of Sun and Moon I watched with my kids, it seemed like the Ultra Beasts were NGE style Angels

My daughter was coloring this one on a poster today and complaining about how it was too small to color

I just hatched a Munchlax today! It’s good, because he evolves into Snorlax which is a pretty good fighter in Go

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Where is Phineas and Ferb? It disappeared from Netflix a couple of years ago, and I assumed Disney was pulling it in order to put it on its own streamer, but it doesn’t appear to be there.

You should write about Oranguru some time. He's described as "extremely intelligent," which raises a ton of ethical issues

The only fried chicken sandwich I like is the Jack in The box Spicy Chicken sandwich

I get that you didn’t like Deadpool, but I kind of wish you’d devoted this column to a movie like Civil War or Doctor Strange instead.

The Nemesis hypothesis has been pretty solidly disproved, sadly. 

That’s it. The internet is over. You have won it. It’s redmenace75's internet now and the rest of us just live here.

Name speculation time:

Why is Maroon associated with San Antonio? They’re closer to Austin than they are to College Station.

My guess is they’re referencing the land-speed records set at the Bonneville Salt flats, maybe https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonneville_Speedway

Have you ever known a rich person to be satisfied with just too many of a thing?

I’m crying, singing, singing while crying

That fish looks depressed

Ball tampering: funny, yes, but kind of low-hanging fruit.