For too long catface has made a mockery of our proud feline heritage. People expect to see that garbage on Broadway, not at the Olympics!

As a lifelong pro wrestling fan, I am in full support of silly costumes and dressing up while performing feats of choreographed athleticism

I think it’s a typo. It was $450 per Bortle, but the alcohol cost a lot more.

“Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn’t?”

He does what Jerry Jones wants him to do, no matter what. Jones is the worst GM in all of sports. Then after this, goes and gives away a first rounder for Amari Cooper, who hasnt been a decent receiver in two seasons

Re: kids pouring drinks: you should take submissions about how kids make their parents irrationally uncomfortable. Like when my son clearly has to pee but spends five agonizing minutes bouncing around on all fours, kicking like a wild horse being broken. Or how my daughter has to balance everything on her plate before…

I’m sorry, I fell asleep halfway through reading your comment.

Did someone say “cocaine,” baby?

Yeah, but that’s like 27 in dog feet.

Why’d you have to go and make things so complicated?

Should we not give kudos to someone for doing the right thing, and having a positive impact?

Banksy always struck me as a shrewd promoter with the artistic sensibility of a goth high school kid. His antics are... interesting(?) but his actual work is on the level of a mood board comprising images cut from magazines.

I am grudgingly giving you a dozen stars. 

We should take pithy on her, she has no fashion sensitivity!

I hate you. I love you.

Buddy, it’s the only reason to care about college football.

Does this approach also work for college football? I am surrounded by Michigan and Notre Dame fans at my place of business, and I place more importance on their sadness after losses than on any of my job’s responsibilities.

I’ll allow it.

More like Andrew Clouds amiright?

1. Create subtly racist, jingoistic, pro-Trump meme.