Re: kids pouring drinks: you should take submissions about how kids make their parents irrationally uncomfortable. Like when my son clearly has to pee but spends five agonizing minutes bouncing around on all fours, kicking like a wild horse being broken. Or how my daughter has to balance everything on her plate before…

I’m sorry, I fell asleep halfway through reading your comment.

Yeah, but that’s like 27 in dog feet.

I am grudgingly giving you a dozen stars. 

We should take pithy on her, she has no fashion sensitivity!

I hate you. I love you.

Buddy, it’s the only reason to care about college football.

Does this approach also work for college football? I am surrounded by Michigan and Notre Dame fans at my place of business, and I place more importance on their sadness after losses than on any of my job’s responsibilities.

Onan's Razor

1. Create subtly racist, jingoistic, pro-Trump meme.

Partial to the Chargers one as well

“When you need precision racism, you can always count on a middle-aged white bumpkin.”

The author of the article is praising a diss record by an artist that disses someoen for having MS. A disease which a person can’t even control getting.

So does two quarterbacks make a halfback? No? OK, would four make a wholeback? Something just doesn’t add up.

two quarterbacks at the same time

Your beer doesn’t suck, but it’s not markedly better than any other city/area that has a brewing scene.

Please stop using “illegitimate” to describe a child born outside of marriage.

Speaking as someone who has multiple sclerosis, this is where I stop listening to Pusha T. If he thinks MS is so fucking amusing, he can go through my life, take my meds, and suffer my falls and lack of movement.

Gigantic, nearly naked Pam gets this episode an A+ from me.