Frogs are cool! I have a big frog tattoo on my arm. Frogs are cool.

shut your mouth!

Would you like a alcohol?

My business cards are embossed with the lyrics from Hamilton.

“Did you hear that? Vincent is an adult. And I bet he knows how to treat a lady.”

I mean. Am I just one of the olds that this came immediately to mind?

IDK, it could also be three children stacked on top of each other, or perhaps several sheep.

Came here for this, was not disappointed!

Is this two children stacked on top of each other?

Would you like an alcohol?

I went to the stock market today. I did a business.

She’s CLEARLY diversifying her wardrobe in an attempt to dodge the ACME Detective Agency!

Businesswise, this seems like appropriate business.

I think they’re planning on naming their alternative football league the ZedFL.

This is the XFL not the XCFL.

Hopefully people read the entire article because there’s an all time simmons paragraph where he compares the people in the Patriots scandal to the characters in Almost Famous, which sounds like something you would make up if you were trying to parody a simmons article.

Saying that Winnipeg is more fun and entertaining than Grand Forks, North Dakota, isn’t exactly the highest bar to clear.

Came for this joke. Leaving satisfied.