Poor Emma’s mom. Opening day is March 29 next year, so I gotta think there’s a 95% chance of LOLMETS before April even begins.

Marchman’s Dad:

Literally anyone could have written that false information. Your sources are suspect.

As a Rangers fan, I have no sympathy. They’ve had a team for barely 20 years and they’ve already won two World Series. We’ve waited 45+ and are not going back any time soon

That soundtrack will be stuck in my head for the next week

Reminds me of:

+1 Stephen A Smith Don’t Question My Sources Invitational Bowl?

Maybe they should just create some more bowl games?

Fuck offffffffff. I read ths.

I saw Glenn Miller, Glenn Frey, and Glenn Danzig all play there.

I appreciate this breath of fresh air. The woes of middle aged disillusioned men are a frankly underexplored theme in literature and film. I look forward to what will doubtless be a unique insight into this marginalised perspective.

I’ve actually started examining these for some sort of pattern. I need help.

This guy!!!

He was like a Ball in a China shop.

It never ceases to amaze me how people treat cooking, cleaning, errand running and bill paying as these “heroic” activities (ex, OMG a MAN is doing dishes, and “I’m a SAHM CEO super mommy”) when in reality it’s basic shit that adults do to function in the world.

I’m watching Megyn Kelly.

Matt Lauer is trying to tell us Matt Lauer is an asshole.

Exactly. The Year of the Flood was basically like what I assume is Trump’s wet dream. The last book I found to be a bit lazily written, but the idea of big oil turning into a religion felt like reality foreshadowing.

Oryx and Crake is so amazing. It’s a dystopia not unlike the Handmaids Tale, but focused on environmentalism. She does such a great job tying environmental degradation to gender violence and social inequality.