I was making a joke. Eh, never mind. It was dumb.

He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

He should just accept his suspension. Why drag out a big legal fight with the League?

They could just declare the game a 9-9 tie which I ‘m pretty sure is what will actually happen anyway.

Maybe the Rangers will let them play in Arlington?

Jacksonville doesn’t have the infrastructure to handle an NFL game

If my options are brave a Category 5 hurricane or go to Jacksonville, then I’m sticking around to see what Irma is made of.

Jerry Jones is the Donald Trump of the NFL.

When logging on to the school wi-fi, I saw that someone had a wifi network named…

He put effort into it, too, when all he really had to do was write “Jerry Jones.”

As a long-time Cowboy hater, I’m really going to enjoy the Cowboys getting picked to win every game this season, even when they’re 4-11 in week 17.

I’d say New England!

The Cowboys are what happens when The Joker gets his hands on a football team. Fuck Jerryuh’s perma-grin, and I hope he shows Jason Garrett a magic trick.

It’s been done.

This is good Kinja.

Basketball teams don’t hit home runs...

I think the term you were looking for is “touchdown”

At least it’s an awesome book.

He’s already waited too long, and all his hope is gone.

When you say it’s going to happen now, well when exactly do you mean?