Also, they used a Metallica font and an AC/DC pun. Jesus fucking christ.

She used the correct grammar. The simple way to test for ‘I’ vs ‘me’ is to remove the preceding name.

Monscaping?

Labiazzling? Mons pubisazzling?

This isn’t a scientific or medical discussion. The “vulva not vagina” people are really going to have to accept that linguistic battle has been lost, at least so far as casual conversation goes.

He earned his stripes at the Battle of the Golden Corral Sea.

Yeah Cave Bear is all rape, at least for the main character. It’s not really sexy.

I remember reading an adult book in 9th grade for a book report and I found out the hard way that one of the ways the teacher would test if we had read it was by randomly flipping to a place in the book, reading a paragraph, and asking us what it was about. I was panicking the whole time that she would flip to one of…

I want to print this entire thread out, frame it, and hang it up across from my shitter as a reminder of why we do it when I’m making dick jokes at 2am.

Good Kinja.

He’s never been IN the black either.

Maybe not, but Browns fans are certainly used to being chopped and screwed.

As usual, xkcd has already addressed this:

Report: Jay Cutler’s New Job May Involve Apathetically Watching Football Games

I have a very awesome 7 month old daughter. Every day, I’m constantly vacillating between loving being alive right now and being utterly disgusted with being alive right now.

She was Sarina! Living under this rock it was all that I knew, but it is both cool to learn about how talented a writer she is and how awesome a person she is, and how unfortunate it is to get another reminder of how many preposterously awful people there are out there. Especially how many people are thrilled/proud…

It means he hit on a female airline worker and she rejected him. And his teeny tiny pee-pee was sad.

“You have a Stupid airline SLUT!!!!appearance.”

I’m sorry that you have to put up with assholes such as these.