Robert Craps

KRAFTWERK

Would love to know what other Post-esque back page headlines were thrown around for the top image. “PATRIOT GAMING” is hard to beat.

Sorry, sometimes I erupt and it blows up in my face.

Blow up? Really? You insensitive bastard. I hope you get blasted in the comments.

Don’t diminish it though. That ending is a real pressure cooker.

Ugh. All of those pretentious University Presidents have PHDs in something. She insists you call her Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

If it’s leveraged to the hilt, there might be no equity in it anyway. So why sell, let them come and get it. Your credit is already ruined.

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

That’s good....dang.

1. Original Metal Tipped Lawn Jarts......end of discussion.

I’d like to add that Juan (娟) is an extremely common Chinese name for females! Also, being a Mandarin speaker, it’s actually funny that I read Juan as a Spanish name at first, and then realized it should be a Chinese name. I think it has to do with the Western First Name-Last name system (in Chinese we say the surname…

Actually, it’s about ethics in White Sox journalism.

You have no sole, sir.

Put it in the wash; only time the White Sox will have a couple of good rotation turns this year.

Wow, that has to be worth like $1.42 on the open market.

Without a disclosure, you are all suspect.

I have the left shoe. If ever we meet, we shall join them amulet style and become best friends.

They tried to bribe you with a shoe? What a bunch of heels

“I was looking for that.” - Joe Jackson.