I feel like “Juan Wang” is a pseudonym used by a lower-mid-level (male) Filipino weed dealer. 

Juan girl... Juan boy... some grief... some joy....

Already have mine.

Nothing says entertainment like apparent touchdown, commercial for 5 min review if WR caught it, extra point, 5 min commercial, kickoff to touchback, 5 min commercial.

Attitude is everything. I remember I once saw my Quarterbacks head drop, just for a second, during a game. That second was enough, it was like a virus that infected the entire team. I just dropped my controller and walked away from the xbox.

draft a chain-smoking career loser who spends his free time housing donuts by the dozen and hitting on his teammates’ wives

The KKK never really took off in Arizona as it’s a lot of letters to remember.

The Canterbury Tails

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Not for press, baby!!!!!!!!

This really made blogging it even better.

Wait—what if Two Trees paid Jezebel to write this article?!

Regardless of all this shit you just wrote, you said her going to rehab was fragile when she went there after getting chemo for lupus and all that caused her mental health issues. Unless you have been through this personally, you can leave the “fragile” nonsense at the door.

Last October, the 24-year-old checked into rehab to deal with mental health issues which at the time she attributed to “side effects from lupus,” canceling the 34 remaining dates of her Revival tour. She spoke to Vogue for the first time about rehab, which she calls “one of the hardest things I’ve done, but it was the…

Are you thinking of:

At least they could receive and be able to deliver once in a while...

Don’t put Josh Hamilton in charge of the evidence room.

Cut them some slack. Their Director of Ethics died in the Bowling Green Massacre and they’re still too distraught to find a replacement.

...NCAA ...an institution with any morals or ethics.

I feel like a vast constituent of XoJane commenters were people who couldn’t get ungreyed on Jezebel.