The rumor is that plenty of people have been catching Pacman Fever other than her.

He and Ms. Pac Man have been fighting a lot too.

Here’s a quarter. Control someone who cares

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

Since you didn’t do so with your guest writers, I’ll nominate what I consider the single most important Jezebel piece of the year.

Do this. Then blog about it at Deadspin (fucking is sports?). Then DO NOT SPLICE WITH JEZ.

can’t wait to read and share!

You’re too real for Jezebel, Ashley.

sorry for being good at my job

My mom owns me online constantly.

hi kitty

“A man” is setting yours sights pretty high, Emma. Have you considered a “journeyman?”

Diana, your work is incredible and important and thank you.

Carpe diem. They saw the opportunity and didn’t want to regret not going for it later.

What about creating an all-Jezebel version of the calendar? It would be the greatest thing ever.

thats the winner, stop the thread right there.

something fishy about it

I Yet Again Was Not Asked to Model for This Erotic Carp Calendar, But I Was Sent One

It Doesn’t Really Matter what I think, and I’m sure the voters would tell me “Let’s Wait Awhile” but not inducting her is Nasty.

It’s like a 90s Doritos commercial melded w/ a post-Iraq war PSA.