Come again? Now that’s a good fucking pun.

Maybe Optimus has been converted into Nemesis Prime, that would explain the purple eyes for me. It’s a 10/90 chance though, since Nemesis is an obscure bit about TF lore, and we all know how Marky and Bay feel about having an existing universe.

Every time I hear about James Spader, I always think of Secretary. Which always makes me think of the scene where Maggie Gyllenhaal throws tomatoes at a guy chained to a stove while he graciously thanks her.

I love that one! What a good Crash.

LOL Angeles Rams.

This take is so bonkers that I actually admire it.

I like Temple of Doom better than Raiders. I don’t think it is a better move than Raiders; it clearly is not. But, it has hearts being ripped out, human sacrifice, child slavery, and magic rocks!

Fancy Dog running on the beach:

It’s so ridiculous it circles back around and becomes a parody of itself. And, for the record, my mom wildly disagreed with the judging this year.

Agreed!

Wouldn’t the tarrasque be the solid evidence that your DM hates you and everyone playing the game with him?

No, that’s a mistake that the author of this article humorously repeated. “Golem” pluralizes to “golems”, as expected.

Actually, the plural of “golem” is “golems.” (Golem really just means “unformed mass.”)

Jews know spells, they have the best spells!

This line is good as hell.

That’s a good question. I feel like Lion King is kinda obnoxious. I saw it again during its second theater run a few years back and almost couldn’t watch it. I guess I’d squeeze Aladdin in and say anything after that is not classic.

You guys, I have been VERY impressed with the cunt puns lately! Well done, all.

“...they are so absurdly off-base with their assessment of shade...”