Goddammit.

I have never had any interest whatsoever in a threesome. I’m not morally opposed but I suspect it’s like showering with a partner—one of you is always standing away from the water, feeling chilly with shampoo in your hair.

And made from what’s nearly slave labor with mineral resources that are finite... Consumerism as religion in this society. It’s not a good look. And I’m cheap. (Frugal! Cheap!)

No wonder he’s a coveted recruit. He learned the game from his girlfriend’s brother, Manti Te'o.

About time they made a sequel to THE SIXTH MAN.

Who cares about lunch? SAUSAGE MCMUFFINS WITH EGG ALL DAY, YO!

This poem is always worth posting; “Rape Joke” by Patricia Lockwood.

Thank God airline pilots don’t have this attitude.

Hey, committing to the six-year tenure of the job he’s applying for is a tall order, so it might be out of Marco’s reach. Unless he had a stepstool.

“No one can make that commitment.”

“that Milo Yablablabla guy” ....#iscreamed

In all fairness, many parts of the country are unable to have basements because geological or soil-based factors make their construction architecturally infeasible.

People are really starting to milk this. I’m calling for a banon making cheese puns.

i swiss i was faster with the puns...sometimes it takes a while to string a good one together.

Ricotta give it up for you. You’re Havartistic.

I know. All these puns are making me blue.

That’s it! I’m feta up with all these cheese puns!

I guess it’s cheddar than letting it all go to waste.

YOU’RE A MUENSTER!!!!

You should brie ashamed of yourself.