I can believe it. Any time I think I might be looking at sex it usually turns out that I’m watching my wife read a book.

The Girl With The Shaggin’ Matt Too

No. It was probably just an asshole, as cats are.

I mean, I love cats, and I think they’re really the best

So nothing’s changing?

I wanted you to be the first to know that I have purchased Gawker with my money and we will now exclusively publish incoherent ramblings about celebs, tech celebs, teens, tots, potato farmers, athletes, extreme athletes, desktop computers, shoes, and Poppe Culture, a senile former miner from Kentucky who got himself…

But what about his NAMBLA donations?

Men can’t do math, everyone knows that.

Trump’s tower’s so small, Superman leaps it in 2/3 of a bound.

Also- I posted this because it’s funny and my relationship is fun and sometimes we say “hey.” I have nothing to apologize for and I hope you all have a great day and night gawker is on fleek tonight. Not responding to insults although I am EASILY GOADED.

Could you guys run the handcuff-hatchet experiment somewhere at Gawker Media? (Don’t use any of the Jezebel staff as Rose, though. That’s what the Lifehackers are for...)

“You’re a prison” is such a good comeback.

Ugh. Straight people.

Au contraire...it gets you a box.

But it’s not about getting laid. It’s about the power play of weilding power over a subordinate; of making someone feel embarassed and small and like they owe him sex out of “loyalty” and/or fear.

Damn it people. Romo is the Volvo here! Keep up with my shitty car analogies.

“So you’re saying there’s a chance...” - Manziel, after hearing the news

It’s pretty easily the best strip ever and one of the great achievements in all of American culture. Check out the ones from the ‘50s and ‘60s some time.