True fact:

This is a beautiful and touching story. But I also want to see the transcript of this wedding, because you know he said some very Uncle Joe-ish stuff.

I’m a graduate student at CSU who teaches freshman composition. The irony of our enormous student fees being used to fund a completely unnecessary new football stadium is not lost on me.

A lot of snarky comments as usual. I guess us people in Ohiao are just more understanding.

“...fuck YOU, clown!”

“No, I didn’t run for President. That was something people said because everyone loves Donald Trump. But believe me I never ran. I’d make the best President but I didn’t run for President” - Donald Trump, December 2016

I think Trump is too busy getting together the Powerpoint for the next Texas A&M Football for Women event.

As long as you don’t dance to it, Baylor will allow it.

Good news for you, they’d never release specific lyrics.

Don't forget the Raybans.

What a coincidence! It just so happens that there’s virtually always something objectionable about the voices of women who speak up in public. I’m sure it has nothing to do with internalized sexism. Just like how women are criticized for every vocal trait imaginable—saying “like” too much, upspeak, vocal fry—while men…

He’s a white guy...in Boston.

Score another one for the carefully crafted, marketed and curated persona that is Doofus Rob Gronkowski.

Q: Who’s better out of the shotgun, Tom or Jim?

Recommended replacement:

Yup, some people have allergic reactions to vaccines, which is why medical exemptions exist. At no point did she say people who have those sorts of problems should be forced to get vaccinated. If you have to move the goalposts to make your point then you might want to consider the possibility that your point isn’t…

Absolute green and gold, you mean.

The Tennessee Titans are one of those generic teams that played against the Miami Sharks in Any Given Sunday. Not one of the ones that made the playoffs.

Dear Matt from upstate ny. If you like the color blue, pain and suffering there is a team in buffalo you might be interested in.

Jesus I have never been so happy to see an article in my entire life. As an Eagles fan this is all I have to look forward too for the NFL season