The game should not affect the World Series. Besides his handling of steroids, that was the dumbest move Bud Selig made as commissioner.

My friendly Jez peeps did just explain shit to me and now I have a new perspective than the one the wikipedia article offered.

Murder For Pizza, Hot Cup of Poison, BeerTot and Too Fat to Die: this Saturday night at Jimmy’s Punk Rock Palace!

No, confessional writing done by women tends to be more direct and honest. It has its own tiresome cliches (inflation of the banal, sentimental, purple language), but it’s a different kind of bad/boring. This article is correct in its assessment.

When I read this piece I was so angry that I did that which no man should ever do. Should I have done it? Perhaps not. But I suppose we’re all just staring wistfully out onto the ocean

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

Agreed. We’re probably different generations here, but it’s just that I never felt pressure to keep hair. It was the opposite. I always felt pressure to remove.

Choosing Aeris just asking to be stabbed in the back

EVERYONE KNOWS CHANNING TATUM’S NAME! He was in Jupiter Ascending for god’s sake!

At my local Publix, snow crab clusters are on sale this week for $7.99/lb.

Also, the underappreciated part of ATM is that it reminds people of Witlock’s long history of Cosby style OVERT racism, without beating them over the head with it.

The image at the top proves it. That’s what this show is called.

Please, Deadspin, never change the name of the show on this site.

They’ve really been on fleek with this.

They’re streets ahead on this one.

I respect this take. All takes matter.

Women don't actually need to breathe to live, so it's a lesser charge. They just do all that breathing for the attention.

It’s tough to determine “fair.” The fact that he violently attacked someone and walks away with outpatient rehab and no criminal record is awful. I personally don’t see any scenario where he shouldn’t spend some time in prison. If he’d been charged with 2nd degree assault instead of pleading down to 3rd degree, it…

It’s not like he did these things to a MAN.