Ahh the period of SNL when ever sketch was a tiny TV show with it’s own intro because their writers had no confidence in sketch comedy.

as someone who accidentally got Icy Hot on her junk... I recommend slathering that shit all over his.

Don’t forget Madonna’s Cherish too!

When I was a teenager, Cosmo Girl!used to pluck kids hanging around on the street outside our school for photo shoots.

I’ve always fantasized about sharing a house with my 3 best friends when we’re old, Golden Girls style (I’ve been designated the Sophia). My husband rightly remarked “so in your fantasy retirement scenario I’m dead?”

I just wish I could see more of my friends. We’re all working moms so it’s hard enough to find the time to get together. And when we do the time seems to pass at warp speed. My best friend and I used to live in the same building and saw each other every day. Now if we see each other alone once a month and manage to do…

Act superior if you want, but as someone who doesn't know who Billy Bush is, I feel like the real winner here.

I feel very old. I have no idea what that is.

My brother has schizophrenia. His life has value. I could never imagine writing something like that about him. Just FYI people, stop making psycho or schizo into a slur. Stigma is a real problem and contributes to the devaluing of the lives of people who have thought disorders.

I’ll give you that, but there’s something magical about Rumble Ponies; it sounds like a S.E. Hinton story about teen brony angst.

Where can I write in Basebally McBaseballface?

Weird like a fox.

Why not barn owls? Barn owls are sick: http://sploid.gizmodo.com/watch-how-dead…

Are you sure that's not one of those asshole pics?

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.

I am not painting *you* as anything. I am also, in my way, as I mentioned up top, “a woman who supports Bernie,” although as a journalist I don’t throw my arms around any politician entirely and never will.

Oooh, “Bautista McFistface!”

“One of our guys invented basketball” is the Canadian version of “My tax dollars pay your salary!”

well at least they have teams in the hockey sport playoffs to watch!

“Please feel free to expand.”