Yeah, because if it wasn’t for that, this letter would be totally sane and rational and not at all like the ramblings of a person who dropped out of high school before 10th grade and blames the ‘libs’ for it.

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

> ...that has nothing to do with “sexism”. Every fucking nerd in the world would cut off an ear for the chance to drool over a chick who rocks at League or whatever.

I still need to do more research on “hardcore pussy eating” too.

My daughter and I do this necklace thing: I love you more that the stars in the sky, the salt in the ocean, etc. The other day she said that she loved me more than all the eyelashes in the world so maybe that’s what written on the back side of the pendant.

OH OKAY.

Have you tried the new Poutine Ruffles from Canada? Fan-fucking-tastic!

So it’s Weird-Ass Gose chips?

I have a problem with my old cat using her box. She actually uses the box just fine, but she tracks litter all over the basement when she’s done. Whoever said that cats are cleaner than dogs is probably a Rams fan.

This type of Curt reporting will get you Flooded with hate mail from STL fans.

Why do the Cardinals need more charity than playing the Cubs 19 goddamn times a year?

God, that lamp... a veritable mix of WTF and just plain ugly.

I still give the Chinese ability to make snow a greater chance of success than I give Qatar’s open-air air-conditioning technology.

Does anyone know one what legal grounds they were able to get the restraining order? Maybe defamation or something to do with laws regarding recording conversations? I’m glad about the (temporary) outcome, but I’m a little surprised by it.

Prince Fielder: “Hey, cool, we got Ham ...

Ohhhh this is a good idea

if we can I am not wasting it on Taylor Swift

Apparently Lucky 13’s legal team is populated by 4chan users.

I find it rather offputin.