He’s on the record as saying nice things about Puerto Ricans, though. I even heard him say, “There’s no such thing as bad PR.”

You can also buy a quart for around $1.50. As a youngster, we referred to these as "buzz bottles."

A million times yes.

What I’m looking for is Miller High Life. Which, in some places, costs only $7 for a six-pack.

BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE RIGHT ALL THE TIME

No shame in admitting when you don’t know something so, what is POG? I need to know so that in the future when I ask you lots of questions about your educated answers I’ll be able to better visual the person calling me “dumbass” under her/his breath. (not making any assumptioms about “dad”)

Coke rots teeth.

You can clean pennies in there at the same time. Multitasking at its finest.

“Dr. Sten Vermund” sounds like the name of the Harvey Korman character in a Mel Brooks movie. Also, I make a point to keep phthlates way-away from the va-jay-jay

YOURE NOT MY DAD

Perhaps the unwelcome review by Zink, clenching down on Franzen like a taut violet prepuce about a rapidly-stiffening summer’s clit, has sundered the slick Velveeta cunt of his authorial sensibilities.

Can I be *that person* and remind everyone that the Immaculate Conception actually refers to Mary being born without sin, and if Pip/Purity was conceived during anal sex, that is technically a Virgin Birth (of sorts)?

Where is that place? I love chorizo!

10:21 am BREAKING Cuban now driving through downtown San Antonio, looking for the place in the Mercado for fresh chorizo. CORRECTION: He is looking for Mexican sausage. CORRECTION TO THE CORRECTION: My sources are telling me chorizo IS Mexican sausage and that tweeting about sausage reveals subconscious homosexual…

The only “Watcher” who matters.

Oh, come on, this is OBVIOUSLY The Watcher.

Mom, stop visiting my favorite web site! Go home!