“Largely” conducted by people? Is there a NASCAR-driving giraffe I don’t know about?

Technology and strength training have turned men’s tennis on fast surfaces into professional football: short bursts of play followed by long periods of waiting around.

To be fair, Sports Illustrated is not worth a read by people of any gender.

This made me laugh out loud and momentarily forget my revulsion for this woman. Thank you.

The sun, being reborn...do you see?!

“I support Partick Thistle. That’s Partick Thistle F.C. I say that because most people think they are called Partick Thistle Nil.” - Billy Connolly

Update: the sun is on its phone.

In fairness, Scottish people have no idea what the sun looks like.

That is one big, glittery sex toy you’ve got there, She-Ra. Has Erika Moen reviewed that thing?

I still say jack/jerk off or get myself off. I really don't need a girl version for this term. I am literally never ever going to use “Klittra”. Shit sounds like some sorceress from Conan the Barbarian or Caligula.

I’d definitely take the vasagel shot to the bean bag, but fuck this clean sheets pill. The physical sensation of sperm pumping through the tubes is not an insignificant part of the orgasm. And no, I am not particularly interested is “painting” my partner. Just don't want a less enjoyable orgasm.

Regular orgasm would still occur, but seminal fluid ejaculation would be prevented.

Why should she apologize for him being a shitty father? Did you not read the horrible things he said to her? Why is that on her?

Exactly!!! “Hey, AskMen.com, how do you deal with a woman who has issues because her dad withheld his love and neglected her emotionally?" “Why, you withhold your love and neglect her emotionally. Duh.”

Funny how the type of dudes worried about dating chicks with daddy issues are never the types to worry about giving their daughter daddy issues.

Hey, look, everybody! I found somebody with daddy issues!

“an alcoholic narcissist who has lived his life spitefully resenting every decision he’s ever made”