I was sat in a little room alone and bullied by the prosecutor into accepting 6 months house arrest as a sentence for the guy that raped me. So, they may not be happy, but they may not have an actual,choice. Nobody gave a fuck (including my "rape counselor") that I was incoherently sobbing through the whole process. I…

Try being a Penn State student or alum.

he must've graduated UVA with honors

It sounds like he's saying he's going to put child porn on your computer...which means he has/knows where to get child porn. Which he is declaring to the world. Under his own name.

So isn't he implying he has access to all sorts of child porn since he's implying it will suddenly show up on all your devices thanks to his l33t hax0rz sk1llz?

God fucking damnit. Our students/alumni just couldn't be classy and shut the fuck up could they?

We public-records searched the dude, and he graduated in 2008. Keep hanging on to that collegiate glory (and university email account), guy!

Sports are strange. Lots of success over a span of years 20 years ago = tons of dollars generated in revenue now. All the people who were kids in the 90s that were taught to cheer for "the best" (as most kids are) are diehard Cowboys fans now.

No you don't. Mine has the idea that she likes pizza but, as soon as she sees it, she decides that she hates it. She really only like pizza night because we get the bread with the pizza.

You aren't alone. I swear.

My niece was one of those! She still does not like pizza, but she's now a pre-teen. (She likes bread. She eats tomato sauce on other things. She likes cheese. She just does not like pizza.)

As a relatively new entrant to the Old club, I've found that Romance Novels and Losing Touch really go hand in hand. Thirsty Old Lady here doesn't have time for keeping up with the Youths. So much smut to read.

As a bartender, I have watched a couple make out at a bar and then it turned into a crying drink girl yelling at her boyfriend. All ethnicities, all ages, all creeds. Don't do it folks.

I picked cemeteries because they are my favorite place to read.

Today's choices were easy except LIBRARIES V. CEMETERIES.

I wish "watching crying drunk girls scream at their boyfriends on IMAX" was an option. Oh well, there's always next year.

I feel like "Attending Other People's Weddings" needs two spots, one with open bar and one without.

Mike Rawlings and Dale Hansen are ruining the reputation of old, white men in Texas.

Rawlings should tell Jerry Jones that as long as Hardy remains on the roster, the Cowboys cannot play a single game in his city.

Totally. We take it one step further and throw on flannel jammies as soon as we get home. Well he does plaid flannel pants and an old Iron Maiden tee with holes under the arms. And I top my flannels with a big ass robe because I'm always cold. And then we curl up on the couch and chat.