Just pounded a couple Mickey's last week at this Black Tie event. Was very strange seeing it there haha.

Gonzaga's white players are better than NDSU's white players. Plus, two of them are Canadian, which is like being super-white.

This guy is tremendous. That fact that he's doing it in Texas, which - other than the state of Florida - seems to be ground zero for assholes, makes it all the more admirable. Well done, Sir.

It's Texas. Let's focus on the positives here.

I'm mildly irked he used the "daughtersister/mother/wife" rhetoric to explain why men should be mad about women being abused, but the rest of this was so spot-on, that I'll give him a pass.

Winston's lawyer explains:

"Thanks to the support of my tremendous family and friends, I have decided I will not be attending the draft this year."

In Florida (I know, Florida) condo law actually gives the HOA or Condo Association the power to levy fees and enforce them with foreclosure - but not in the same way a bank type foreclosure works. There are deed restrictions on the property that delineate this. In a condo or HOA fee issue, the property is foreclosed…

Did somebody sa— oh, my mistake.

I'm gonna float a theory here.....

We should probably be looking at what black people should be doing to make Chip less racist.

I've long gotten past the illusion that my wife will swoon when she sees me actually fold and put away laundry, and I don't expect sex as a reward for desqualloring our living areas.

I mean seriously

Can't wait for their follow-up, equally tone-deaf collection that juxtaposes the Old World Charm of Leopold II of Belgium with the proud heritage of the Bakongo people.

"The enchantment of Canadian Indian tribes.

By the photograph, I think this is intended to be salacious rather than informative. The "available from your doctor" was a pretense to get around pornography laws.

Damn it, man. How could you have forgotten this classic?

As a college educator, to see FERPA abused in this way is disgusting. The law was one of several policies from the 1960s and 70s that ended en loco parentis at universities so that students could be treated as autonomous adults and hold their schools accountable. Not to mention, it gave administrators and professors a…

Hey! They stole my vagina's nickname.