This reminds me of the time I saw Lord of the Rings and then I started summoning giant walls of water to expel ring wraiths from Rivendell.

Hey, what's the creepiest quote you could imagine from a man accused of rape?

"The second law of thermodynamics basically is the more ways something can happen, the more likely it is to happen."

Jeff Ireland: Dez, are you ashamed of your grammar?

I understand your point of view, especially as someone who produced so little breastmilk my baby almost starved— I would love some of this milk. But I also think this woman doesn't owe anyone her breastmilk, and I don't know that it's fair to judge her choices for not being charitable enough.

This is an excellent idea. There should be more wasps in baseball in general.

Good Kinja.

This whole thing is just SO FUCKING STUPID.

I feel pretty proud.

uh

From wikipedia: One of the most notable features of all the lists is that sexual activity between a man and his own daughter is not explicitly forbidden. Although the first relation mentioned after the Levitical prohibition of sex with "near kin" names that of "thy father",^[11] it must be taken into account that the…

Swatting and Doxxing are wrong, even if the target is a colluding Ess Jay Double-yew or an open enemy of Ethics.

It's like asking a girl out when you don't care, which is also something I did in high school before I left. A lot. My friends would give me $10, and I would just run around asking girls out, who I know would say no. Or breaking up with girls that I'm not going out with publicly. That's funny.

I would pay good money to watch one of those assholes crying for his mommy when the judge gives him 20 years in federal prison.

As a man I can happily attest that both ribs and women are wonderful.

Yes but are you a failed novelist and an alcoholic who preys off the talent of younger and more talented writers? If not, you don't qualify as a real professor according to "literary fiction."

the fact that fluffy chick-lit is not literature and doesn't deserve respect

But she's not just calling for her work to be reviewed, she's calling for equal treatment. For example, a Carl Hiassen mystery (formulaic fluff by a man for men) will get covered by the Times, but formulaic fluff written by a woman for women will not. If the Times just never covered commercial (non literature) works…

Also, Morgan county has one L&D. I would NOT birth my child there unless it was an emergency. That L&D has been shut down MANY TIMES since I was in high school and paid attention. Hartselle is 30-40 minutes from a hospital in all directions. Which is where I am from. Decatur Morgan Hospital in Decatur, Huntsville…