I'll admit that I'm hetero and love being pegged or having my ass played with. It just feels good to me. Blame it on the prostate.

Amen. The best toy I've ever used was a recommendation / present from a straight man.

For our fifth anniversary, my wife and I stayed at this little hotel in a tourist town in its off season. We were only staying for two days and we were in a suite that was in a house where no one else was staying at the time and the owners lived off site. I didn't think they'd be stopping by to clean. My wife…

My husband and I did a little, er, slap and tickle last time we got a hotel room. In our post sex nap haze, we forgot to put away the accoutrements. When we returned from a lovely dinner and several drinks, we LOL'ed because our leather paddle, lube and vibrator were neatly lined up in a row on the nightstand all…

The proper term for a collection of butt plugs is a stuffing. A stuffing of butt plugs.

Butt PLUGGGGGG. Say it over and over it only gets funnier.

Aw, it was like a Glass Menagerie of butt plugs!

That butt plug story reminds me of a young Helen Mirren.

Lol I do this now, sometimes I give my boyfriend the burnt part because he's seriously like a garbage disposal and will just cover everything in sriracha anyway and doesn't give a shit.

This will amaze you, but there are actually women who can fix their own car and their own computer. Also, my mother mows the lawn half the time. My father mows it the other half. When I get a lawn of my own (alas, apartment), it'll be on me. I can also hook up the new tv and work the remote. Who can't do that?!?

Just another example of the pussification of sports.

McCann: [blocks plate]

My personal opinion.

That is horrifying. My Dad used to joke about this, but he would do it while successfully doing the task he was joking about ruining, so it was clearly a joke. "Maybe I should mess up these waffles so you never ask me to cook again!" I cannot imagine the level of selfishness it would take to do this for real.

I am literally agape. I can't move my lower jaw. I may have suddenly developed tetanus. Send medical help.

I really hope everyone posts their own personal pubic grooming preferences, and their reasons for this preference. I need to update my spreadsheet.