Folks who emailed their outrage when their team was featured in "Why your team sucks"

It's been stated numerous times, but yeah, Rob Ford.

1. Ranking things

Cunt punt? Was that this year?

Rocket Frog.

My sex education started today when I saw a rendering of the new football stadium in Qatar.

"Pearl divers"

Is it just me or is anyone else getting an Eye of Sauron vibe?

What's this strange feeling? Is this what love feels like?

Just once, I'd like to see someone find a bag of money in a movie and just go hang out in the Bahamas with it.

Maybe he assumes all of those commenters are women?

That way they don't have to try to spell misogynistic.

"All of this..., has a setting. It's set to men."

This is awesome. Excellent post. We all get so caught up in our fantasy teams and locker room drama to ever look back at some of the all time greats.

It did. The "final table" for the main event is played several months after the WSOP ends. I assume it's to build up hype, although I'm pretty sure the poker fad has been dead for a long time now.

"Coach Philbin, did you order the Code Red?"

Incognito: Siri, send a message to Jonathan Martin saying I have Snickers leftover from Halloween.

Siri: I sent a text message to Jonathan Martin

Martin: :(