I no longer know what words mean. My afternoon classes are going to be great, thanks.

It’s a map of Hawkins.

Does this really prove that she’s not dead? I would need to hear the opinion of those crazy ear-biometrics people before I come to a decision on that.

Wouldn’t an anti-conjurer be a banisher?

And the art world is so lacking in large statues of naked women already.

Home Movies

My wife says you’re wing about the Reece’s cups. According to her there is a distinct difference between the peanut buttebutt

No, it’s like a Zen koan kind of thing: we each have to look within ourselves and realize that at one time we are both “fine” and “out of it” and by the way we are all starting quarterback for the Vikings. Except for Colin Kapernick, because that would be a distraction.

Because of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I can’t here John Ritter’s voice without thinking “creepy serial killer robot.” Also makes it hard to watch Clifford.

Lego DC: Batman Beleaguered is a better Batman v. Superman story than the film.

It seems popular to hate on Despicable Me, but it’s one of my favorite recent family movies.

Meanwhile, also on Craigslist:

My wife and I made Taco Soup in the crock pot yesterday and I just had some leftover for lunch today and oh good Lord it was good.

Yeah, and I was too harsh with that reply. Sorry.

Why the fuck would a pats fan care? The Cowboy’s aren’t going to the Superbowl with or without Zeke.

I don’t think Jesus himself could get elected Judge in Sherman without at least pretending to be a Cowboy’s fan.

Another confusing thing: although it’s the Eastern District, the court is in Sherman, Texas, which isn’t in East Texas but far North Texas, near the Oklahoma border. I used to go to a youth camp at Austin College, which is in Sherman and not in Austin (yes, it’s confusing: there is also a Houston County in which the…

It would have to be at the same time as the Cowboys game, though, in order to completely screw over the people of Arlington (who deserve it).

It’s Ball for naught.